Sitbidken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful chicken.

Sitbidken created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbidken, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitbidken, she will destroy your home planet.

Sitbidken's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sitbidken's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Sitbidken must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.