Farnfubfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing shrew.

Farnfubfag created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfubfag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farnfubfag, it will turn you into a tree.

Farnfubfag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Farnfubfag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnfubfag.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into green rooms.