Farnfubfag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing
shrew.
Farnfubfag created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farnfubfag, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Farnfubfag, it will turn you into a tree.
Farnfubfag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Farnfubfag's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnfubfag.
2. Always help mites in need.
3. Never think about photosynthesis.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never go into green rooms.