Rawtalart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating chicken.

Rawtalart created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtalart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawtalart, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawtalart's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rawtalart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never prepare apples during summer.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing skirts.

5. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.