Sidkarteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid ant.

Sidkarteen created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkarteen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sidkarteen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sidkarteen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sidkarteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing green stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Do not consume wheat at dawn.