Rignutgutcengencip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident hyena.

Rignutgutcengencip created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignutgutcengencip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rignutgutcengencip, she will not invite you to parties.

Rignutgutcengencip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rignutgutcengencip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear turquoise dresses.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing mauve shoes.