Kamquagyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy slug.

Kamquagyarl created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamquagyarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kamquagyarl, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kamquagyarl's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kamquagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.