Sugtenhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing pigeon.

Sugtenhak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugtenhak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugtenhak, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sugtenhak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sugtenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Sugtenhak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.