Waprildim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonest gorilla.

Waprildim created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Waprildim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Waprildim, he will manifest in front of you.

Waprildim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Waprildim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.