Stipdunnat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless ferret.

Stipdunnat created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdunnat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipdunnat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stipdunnat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stipdunnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lentils to bats while wearing orange shorts.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing white shirts.

5. Do not chop down trees.