Meghitfob is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying toad.

Meghitfob created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghitfob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Meghitfob, she will turn you into a slug.

Meghitfob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Meghitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Worship no other gods but Meghitfob.