Jadkempan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless hummingbird.

Jadkempan created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jadkempan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jadkempan, she will send you a sign.

Jadkempan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jadkempan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jadkempan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if nine mites approach from the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Jadkempan.