Mapparkdob is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring cobra.

Mapparkdob created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Mapparkdob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapparkdob, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mapparkdob's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mapparkdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with fawn.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never approach forests carrying stone.

4. Never mix bread with ash.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.