Madbogzim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating ferret.

Madbogzim created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madbogzim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Madbogzim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Madbogzim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Madbogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing purple ear rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing black shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed peas to ants while wearing hats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.