Bogbopgodton is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced pigeon.

Bogbopgodton created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbopgodton, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogbopgodton, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogbopgodton's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bogbopgodton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

5. Never eat green fruit.