Cissteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive snail.

Cissteen created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissteen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cissteen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cissteen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cissteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never feed figs to dogs while wearing indigo ear rings.

5. Never mix wheat with ash.