Spagyartloop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring spider.

Spagyartloop created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Spagyartloop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagyartloop, it will turn you into a hamster.

Spagyartloop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Spagyartloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Spagyartloop.

5. Never think about black holes.