Sanganstragwig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying wyvern.

Sanganstragwig created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanganstragwig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sanganstragwig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sanganstragwig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sanganstragwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.