Garnutpakhentettikip is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient hedgehog.

Garnutpakhentettikip created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnutpakhentettikip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Garnutpakhentettikip, he will curse you with boils.

Garnutpakhentettikip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Garnutpakhentettikip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

5. Never feed rice to tapirs while wearing coats.