Flapbadsomgon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident fly.

Flapbadsomgon created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbadsomgon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapbadsomgon, she will destroy your home planet.

Flapbadsomgon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flapbadsomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.