Mitpodrill is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent goose.

Mitpodrill created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitpodrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitpodrill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mitpodrill's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mitpodrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near mice.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Mitpodrill five times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help sick capybaras.