Flamloplog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty chicken.

Flamloplog created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Flamloplog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flamloplog, she will think nothing of it.

Flamloplog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flamloplog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flamloplog's priests.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.