Dunhimfom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured raccoon.

Dunhimfom created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhimfom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dunhimfom, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dunhimfom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dunhimfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Dunhimfom eight times a day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.