Cetlimbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient wyrm.

Cetlimbab created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlimbab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetlimbab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cetlimbab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cetlimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cetlimbab.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.