Zakpomzag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful shrew.

Zakpomzag created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakpomzag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zakpomzag, it will turn you into a slug.

Zakpomzag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zakpomzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.