Ratvegbon Flighugont is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless swallow.

Ratvegbon Flighugont created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratvegbon Flighugont, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratvegbon Flighugont, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ratvegbon Flighugont's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ratvegbon Flighugont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.