Tinabpig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful fly.

Tinabpig created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinabpig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tinabpig, it will turn you into a goat.

Tinabpig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tinabpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.