Vinlapged is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome donkey.

Vinlapged created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinlapged, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinlapged, she will ignore you.

Vinlapged's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vinlapged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Vinlapged on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if six birds approach from the south.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.