Dotarnvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow dryad.

Dotarnvog created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotarnvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotarnvog, it will make you grow a tail.

Dotarnvog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dotarnvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

3. Never prepare spinach during winter.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not chant at forests.