Dambit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless lion.

Dambit created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dambit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dambit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dambit's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed figs to moths while wearing shoes.

4. You must love Dambit.

5. Dambit must be the most important thing in your life.