Ligsinsid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing armadillo.

Ligsinsid created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligsinsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligsinsid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ligsinsid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ligsinsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing orange shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Always stare at clouds.