Pinflaprig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil turtle.

Pinflaprig created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinflaprig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinflaprig, she will not invite you to parties.

Pinflaprig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pinflaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinflaprig.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Pinflaprig in the centre of the settlement.