Vilnuryim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying dog.

Vilnuryim created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilnuryim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vilnuryim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vilnuryim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vilnuryim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vilnuryim's priests.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Never feed lots of beans to eagles while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.