Pigmotapp Gepladged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, contented wasp.

Pigmotapp Gepladged created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmotapp Gepladged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigmotapp Gepladged, it will turn you into a plant.

Pigmotapp Gepladged's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pigmotapp Gepladged's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never curse while facing south.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pigmotapp Gepladged.