Homgunbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless centipede.

Homgunbonk created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgunbonk, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homgunbonk, he will try to impress you with trees.

Homgunbonk's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Homgunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix oranges with water.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.