Komgabyokgon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody snake.

Komgabyokgon created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgabyokgon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komgabyokgon, she will destroy your home planet.

Komgabyokgon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Komgabyokgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Komgabyokgon.

3. Komgabyokgon loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.