Taldavlin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying porpoise.

Taldavlin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taldavlin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taldavlin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Taldavlin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Taldavlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Always obey Taldavlin's priests.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always store gooseberries above ground.