Pidrowvin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless walrus.

Pidrowvin created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidrowvin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidrowvin, he will turn you into a worm.

Pidrowvin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pidrowvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.