Nillsidgebtam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous deer.

Nillsidgebtam created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillsidgebtam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillsidgebtam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nillsidgebtam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nillsidgebtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing indigo shirts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about pigs.