Kantafjad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sapient elephant.

Kantafjad created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kantafjad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kantafjad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kantafjad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kantafjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing pink hats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at stars.