Hittargqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless weasel.

Hittargqueeg created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Hittargqueeg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hittargqueeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Hittargqueeg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hittargqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Hittargqueeg on top of important buildings.

4. Put Hittargqueeg first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.