Sakmotwatpad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise scorpion.

Sakmotwatpad created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakmotwatpad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakmotwatpad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakmotwatpad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sakmotwatpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never mix cherries with blood.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Do not eat onions.