Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured ant.

Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn, she will turn you into a sheep.

Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flisfebyarlarpfubbossarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not chant in public.