Nanlabhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced hyena.

Nanlabhun created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlabhun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanlabhun, he will turn you into a duck.

Nanlabhun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nanlabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Retreat if five manatees approach from the east.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never record signs.

5. Do not place pineapples upon stone.