Bombaflid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy fish.

Bombaflid created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bombaflid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bombaflid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bombaflid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bombaflid's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not take Bombaflid's name in vain.