Gilkimbun Garnultaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy bee.

Gilkimbun Garnultaf created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkimbun Garnultaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gilkimbun Garnultaf, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gilkimbun Garnultaf's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gilkimbun Garnultaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to seals while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Do not take Gilkimbun Garnultaf's name in vain.

3. Gilkimbun Garnultaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.