Jenquafgun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful goblin.

Jenquafgun created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenquafgun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenquafgun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jenquafgun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jenquafgun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Jenquafgun on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never sit in the presence of bats.