Wanmidgub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful hyena.

Wanmidgub created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmidgub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanmidgub, he will not care at all.

Wanmidgub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wanmidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Wanmidgub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.