Sakladfarrapgemfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident octopus.

Sakladfarrapgemfas created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakladfarrapgemfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakladfarrapgemfas, he will turn you into a goat.

Sakladfarrapgemfas' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sakladfarrapgemfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sakladfarrapgemfas in the centre of the settlement.