Migdagbit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying jackal.

Migdagbit created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Migdagbit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migdagbit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Migdagbit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Migdagbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.