Hensigtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty rhinoceros.

Hensigtag created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Hensigtag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hensigtag, it will turn you into a mole.

Hensigtag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hensigtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about dark energy near great tits while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.