Narlbomxen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous bee.

Narlbomxen created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbomxen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlbomxen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Narlbomxen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Narlbomxen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Narlbomxen on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.