Panzangun Bidyimvad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful donkey.

Panzangun Bidyimvad created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Panzangun Bidyimvad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panzangun Bidyimvad, he will torture you forever.

Panzangun Bidyimvad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Panzangun Bidyimvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Panzangun Bidyimvad.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always stare at clouds.