Jadpanhinpascengesscem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying bat.

Jadpanhinpascengesscem created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadpanhinpascengesscem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jadpanhinpascengesscem, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jadpanhinpascengesscem's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jadpanhinpascengesscem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadpanhinpascengesscem.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Jadpanhinpascengesscem on top of important buildings.

5. Never bounce in holy places.