Yiksogsat is a god.
He takes the form of a small, caring
parrot.
Yiksogsat created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yiksogsat, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yiksogsat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Yiksogsat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Yiksogsat's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never chant near swans.
3. Never wear ear rings.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never think about chlorophyll.