Yiksogsat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring parrot.

Yiksogsat created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksogsat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yiksogsat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yiksogsat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yiksogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never chant near swans.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.