Fodkiksawduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able fish.

Fodkiksawduss created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodkiksawduss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodkiksawduss, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fodkiksawduss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fodkiksawduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing red tights.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Fodkiksawduss first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.