Xemloopcum is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty
hummingbird.
Xemloopcum created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xemloopcum, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Xemloopcum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Xemloopcum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Xemloopcum's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick grasshopers.
2. Xemloopcum loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
3. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.