Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, intelligent butterfly.

Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon on top of important buildings.

5. Fidfebwabyarp Febxembon loves tortoises, so they must be respected.