Dagspagmut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless wyvern.

Dagspagmut created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagspagmut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dagspagmut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dagspagmut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dagspagmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing white trousers and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.