Zanbadyart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak mole.

Zanbadyart created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbadyart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zanbadyart, he will make you grow a tail.

Zanbadyart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zanbadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zanbadyart's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Zanbadyart in the centre of the settlement.
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