Dabdib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable clam.

Dabdib created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabdib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabdib, she will turn you into a plant.

Dabdib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear yellow dresses.

4. Never feed lentils to ducks while wearing skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.
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