Ceppaktar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish wasp.

Ceppaktar created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Ceppaktar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ceppaktar, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ceppaktar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ceppaktar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Ceppaktar on top of important buildings.

5. Never hurt geese.