Likortcitmad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless fairy.

Likortcitmad created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likortcitmad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Likortcitmad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Likortcitmad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Likortcitmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. You must love Likortcitmad.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.