Bonrapnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered pigeon.

Bonrapnarl created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrapnarl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonrapnarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bonrapnarl's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bonrapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never laugh near otters.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.