Gonsadnegfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud squirrel.

Gonsadnegfeb created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gonsadnegfeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gonsadnegfeb, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gonsadnegfeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gonsadnegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing orange shirts and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.