Kadlattarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, smart snake.

Kadlattarp created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadlattarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kadlattarp, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kadlattarp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kadlattarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Always help sick swans.