Nak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful mongoose.

Nak created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to geese while wearing orange kilts.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing gray boots and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Nak on top of important buildings.